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Dumbarton, Scotland; a dreary and impoverished town 15 miles outside of Glasgow could possibly be considered to be the least likely place on the planet to produce the next Kings Of Rock 'n' Roll.... Until this band reared it's ugly head! Too unemployable to ever have a real career and too drunk to realize that they are really a bunch of scheme rats and not the Beatles this band will kick your arse
